She Says Quit Smoking Or No Kisses

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November 23, 2009

She says quit smoking or no kisses!

JUST STOP. NOW.

Dear Mrs. Figgins:

My girlfriend refuses to kiss me because she says I smoke.

I personally think she’s losing her marbles.

What can I do about this?

Jonathan

Dear Jonathan:

She says you smoke. If that’s not true, then maybe you’d have a case.

If it’s true, then you’re the one with the missing marbles.

Girlfriend or not: STOP SMOKING.

Mrs. Figgins

We would like to express our gratitude to the American Cancer Society for the following information.

Mrs. Figgins

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Posts Tagged ‘She says quit smoking or no kisses’

She says quit smoking or no kisses!

JUST STOP. NOW.

Dear Mrs. Figgins:

My girlfriend refuses to kiss me because she says I smoke.

I personally think she’s losing her marbles.

What can I do about this?

Jonathan

Dear Jonathan:

She says you smoke. If that’s not true, then maybe you’d have a case.

If it’s true, then you’re the one with the missing marbles.

Girlfriend or not: STOP SMOKING.

Mrs. Figgins

We would like to express our gratitude to the American Cancer Society for the following information.

Mrs. Figgins

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She says quit smoking or no kisses!

JUST STOP. NOW.

Dear Mrs. Figgins:

My girlfriend refuses to kiss me because she says I smoke.

I personally think she’s losing her marbles.

What can I do about this?

Jonathan

Dear Jonathan:

She says you smoke. If that’s not true, then maybe you’d have a case.

If it’s true, then you’re the one with the missing marbles.

Girlfriend or not: STOP SMOKING.

Mrs. Figgins

We would like to express our gratitude to the American Cancer Society for the following information.

Mrs. Figgins

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