November 23, 2009

- JUST STOP. NOW.
Dear Mrs. Figgins:
My girlfriend refuses to kiss me because she says I smoke.
I personally think she’s losing her marbles.
What can I do about this?
Jonathan
Dear Jonathan:
She says you smoke. If that’s not true, then maybe you’d have a case.
If it’s true, then you’re the one with the missing marbles.
Girlfriend or not: STOP SMOKING.
Mrs. Figgins
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Mrs. Figgins
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