December 30, 2010
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Give him this one!
Dear Mrs. Figgins:
My boyfriend and I are both in our 30’s, both professionals and have been living together. He’s always been a reasonable guy.
Recently he came home with a soda pop girl costume and wanted me to wear it while we’re having sex. Last week he showed up with an army pinup costume, including a medic hat and boot cuffs. I was so uncomfortable but didn’t dare spoil his “fun”.
Honestly, what on earth could all this be about? Should I be worried? I don’t want to marry a guy who’s so kinky that I have to be on stage every time we make love.
Should we seek counseling or maybe talk with our Rabbi?
Soubrette in Nebraska
Dear Soubrette:
The Rabbi is probably not a good idea.
I agree it is rather kinky, but no more so than many of the stories I’ve heard in my travels.
Why don’t you try coming up with some costumes of your own for him? How about a Gladiator costume with chest armor or full Batman get up? Maybe he’ll get the hint before too many more curtain calls.
If this doesn’t work you might want to rethink this duo before the bells ring.
Good Luck!
Mrs. Figgins
Love,Relationships,advice
