June 7, 2010

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Consequences
Dear Mrs. Figgins:
I’m 17 ½ years old and if I ever think of getting married I want someone to just shoot me.
My cousin who was set to marry found out that her fiancé has been having an affair with her chief bridesmaid.
We thought he was a good bloke but he turned out to be a STUPID one!
Beatrice, Cotswolds
Dear Beatrice:
How generous of you to put it so mildly.
But think about it: you’d be stupid too if you had your brain in your trousers.
Don’t give up on the idea of love Beatrice. It is the many splendored thing that makes the world stand still.
You’ll see.
Mrs. Figgins
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